aerosol cans
Apr. 1st, 2019 04:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mayalaenevan: i just wanted you to know that i found dents in the aerosol spray can in the bathroom
me: what? like people are… kicking it?
evan: 0_o
me: punching it?
evan: MAYA!
me: WHAT?!
evan: aerosol cans in bathrooms make really good pill crushers
me: OH!!!
evan: you didn’t know that?
me: dude the ONLY “recreational drug” i’ve ever taken is weed and even then i’ve never smoked it – only done the gummies
evan: oh i always forget you have like NO experience with drugs
me: so did they leave razor marks on the counter?
evan: NO THAT’S WHAT THE AEROSOL CAN WAS FOR