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weird thing #58328 my dad says even though english is the only language he’s ever known and he’s in his late 70s: the kuh-KAH-dahs!

me: ... huh?!

dad: it’s the kuh-KAH-dahs!

me: *wondering wtf this is going to end up being*

dad: they only come out every 17 years and this is the year!

me: *oh he means cicadas and even though his tough-as-nails wife who is scared of almost nothing is terrified of cicadas flying into her hair and he has probably heard the word cicadas MILLIONS of times in his life he still says kuh-KAH-dahs*

why is he like this?

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the men in my life SUCK SO BAD at answering questions


charlie: we need more classic black people are buying it like crazy

me: Classic Black not Ivory Black, Black, Lining Black, or Dark Graywash? (I’m clarifying because he gets them mixed up)

charlie: here’s what we have *sends a picture of a bunch of ink bottles that AREN’T Classic Black and are actually part of the graywash set*

me: so the answer to my question???

charlie: maybe get a couple Ivory Black 4oz

me: CLASSIC BLACK 2OZ IS WHAT I NEED TO BUY A TON OF BECAUSE IT’S SUPER POPULAR RIGHT?


The initial part of the conversation that you see above took 25 minutes.

That was 45 minutes ago.
I’ve gotten nothing from him since.