names

I’m pretty sure that after my mom dies, I wanna change my name.

I don’t want my dad’s last name and I want nothing to do with him (yes I hate him so much I don’t even want his name touching me), so I think I’m going to take my mom’s maiden name.

I’m not sure about my first name though. My mom REALLY likes it.

She liked it before she ever met my dad, and when she found out that her mother-in-law-to-be had this name, she was like NO WAY and didn’t hesitate to name me that.

So I kinda wanna keep it for her, but it would make it easier to find me if the rest of my family wanted to.

Maybe I could make the name she gave me my middle name?

Of course I say this like my mom’s maiden name isn’t SUPER rare and even the others out there throughout the world who have it aren’t already Facebook friends with Uncle Charlie because that’s what my weirdo family does.

OH maybe I could use my mom’s maiden name as my middle name? And come up with a new last name? That way I could still have her name but it would be harder for family to find me?

The name is really hard for people to pronounce even though it’s pronounced phonetically :P

(no subject)

necessary info: i don’t hear well
also necessary info: we’re dorks

dad: moe said he goes his vaccine so he’s all set

me: what about larry? (forgetting my dad actually has a friend larry)

mom: *grinning because she knows what i’m getting at*

dad: larry hasn’t gotten it yet (and neither has my dad)

mom: *chuckling because not only is my dad not getting my amazing joke yet but also because she knows something i don’t know*

me: what about... CURLY?!

dad: curly?

me: moe, larry, the cheese!

dad: *lets out a huge laugh* OH MAN I didn’t even get it when you said larry! that’s great! moe larry curly!

mom: *laughing so hard she’s crying* but his friend’s name is bo!

dad: wait what?
me: wait whuuut?

mom: you guys are both dorks! as soon as she said larry i knew she’d misheard bo for moe and she was doing a 3 stooges joke but you’re such a dork that you didn’t get it at all until she explained what she was doing!