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[mayalaen]

dad: *spot cleans the carpet*

mom: oh thanks! it really needed that!

~ next day ~

me (thinking): man it sure smells strongly of vinegar in here

the dog (because dogs can talk): hmmm this kiiinda smells like another dog I should mark my territory even though I have rarely ever peed in the house

~ later the next day ~

dad (who has been in the carpet business for 50 YEARS): I cleaned the carpet with vinegar but I didn't water it down like you're supposed to because I didn't have a spray bottle

(because he couldn't possibly have asked anyone for a spray bottle)

~ day 2: two of the spots he cleaned are still wet ~

me (thinking): how much vinegar did he pour on the carpet?!

~ day 3: house still smells of vinegar ~