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Jul. 28th, 2022 01:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mayalaenaunt carol: that lump on my forehead isn’t going down
me: yeah there’s a blood packet beneath your skin. that’s what happens when you hit your head THAT HARD.
aunt carol: i’ve been poking and rubbing at it to-
me: NO. stop.
aunt carol: but i want it to go down
me: it’ll take a couple months to break up just leave it alone
aunt carol: but it’s squishy
me: STOP TOUCHING IT
aunt carol: but it’s sticking out funny shouldn’t it be going down now that the swelling is going away?
me: what part of blood packet are you not getting. you whumped your head so hard your body made a PILLOW to help you heal and to keep more things from happening to your skull until you recover. stop touching it.
aunt carol: squi.sheee.hurt.eee.
me: don’t call me when you bust it open i’m tired of life
me: yeah there’s a blood packet beneath your skin. that’s what happens when you hit your head THAT HARD.
aunt carol: i’ve been poking and rubbing at it to-
me: NO. stop.
aunt carol: but i want it to go down
me: it’ll take a couple months to break up just leave it alone
aunt carol: but it’s squishy
me: STOP TOUCHING IT
aunt carol: but it’s sticking out funny shouldn’t it be going down now that the swelling is going away?
me: what part of blood packet are you not getting. you whumped your head so hard your body made a PILLOW to help you heal and to keep more things from happening to your skull until you recover. stop touching it.
aunt carol: squi.sheee.hurt.eee.
me: don’t call me when you bust it open i’m tired of life