stalkerboy update

[mayalaen]

Stalkerboy’s mom invited herself to stay at our house for again, only this time she’s bringing her husband and is considering bringing Stalkerboy too. For 10 days.

Ugh.

They’re also TALKING ABOUT MOVING BACK HERE PERMANENTLY.

I am
Not. Happy.

The distance was nice. I haven’t even communicated with him in like two years. He’s busy staying wasted 24/7 and feeling sorry for himself, but he loved living here, and he’ll perk up a bit if he moves back.

He always talked about coming here to visit and going to concerts and out to clubs and stuff with me, and he wants to hang out at the shop with me really bad.

Like I’m not so busy I can barely crawl into bed at night while he doesn’t work, doesn’t do ANYTHING around the house, and everybody does everything for him. Dude doesn’t even help move his own stuff when they move from one house to another because “I don’t *do* moving.”

But yeah. I really was hoping Stalkerboy’s mom wouldn’t invite herself for another visit like she did a few years ago. She’s extremely high maintenance, SUPER easy to offend, has a temper, and is the world’s biggest prude and isn’t too shy to tell everyone else how they should live. My dad doesn’t even like being around her because she embarrasses HIM -- one of the hardest guys to embarrass and she can do it to him, mostly because she’ll get in screaming matches with people in public if she’s not happy. She doesn’t have the “I want to speak to the manager” haircut but she should just so people are forewarned.

And she’ll be here for 10 days.
With her husband (who is actually adorable and I really like him so maybe he’ll keep her more chill?).

:(

I’d ask if anybody would let me stay with them for the 10 days she’s here (I could use a vacation and it would be a blast to visit somebody or even just go sightseeing with them!), but she invited herself for NEXT TUESDAY and I can’t get anybody to watch the shop in time. Not for 10 days :(