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Didn’t think this would ever be a thing I’d be saying AND trying to find a solution to, but my dad won’t stop playing with his nipples.

We’ve taken all the creams and ointments out of his room and told him he can only apply this one cream twice a day, and other than that he can’t touch his nipples.

If he doesn’t stop, he’s going to give himself mastitis, which is something non-breastfeeding men rarely get. I warned him about it and told him that the irritation he’s got of the nipple and around the nipple is what happens to a lot of breastfeeding people.

He says the nipples itch, especially the left one, but it’s like yeah because you irritated them to the point of getting a nipple infection a few weeks ago and now they’re finally healing but NO you couldn’t let something just heal you had to keep playing with them.

Everything he does reminds me why I’m so fucking glad I never had kids. Like are you keeping a list of weird stupid things to do and getting tips from all your friends so that you can constantly keep me on my toes?!

Stop!!!

every fucking thing this man does just drives me crazy and it’s like can you stop being weird for just like one day so i can have a break?!!!! imsotired