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mom: OH i was imagining this earlier - this is funny!

me: okay

mom: i’m dead, you’re alone, and you’re driving down the freeway in your fifth wheel with your dog, and you’ve got your “thinking outside the box” reminder on your dashboard

me *laughing so hard i scared the dog*:  WAIT you just said “this is funny - i’m dead and you’re alone!”

mom: no the funny part was you had this little reminder of me telling you to think outside the box right on your dashboard!

me: i know but we’re so weird that not only do we say stuff like this but we also think it’s funny like who does that?!

mom: people who have very boring lives and don’t laugh enough!